Welcome to the Utopian Olympics, where nations come together to compete in the most absurd, yet strangely compelling, sports events.
Medal Standings:
Gold
Silver
Copper
Current Leaderboard:
USA
10
Canada
8
Utopia
6
Did you know that our most prized possession, the Golden Toaster, has been won by Utopia for the past 10 years straight?
Read the epic tale of how they won it