In the realm of quantum logic, the concept of choice is not as straightforward as it seems. You see, every time you decide to have a haircut, you create a new universe where you had a different haircut.
Imagine, if you will, a universe where you have a choice between a pompadour, a mohawk, and a mullet. But in this universe, you also have a choice between being bald, having a crew cut, or sporting a man-bun.
It's like the multiverse, but with more hairspray.
Don't get stuck in the superposition, or you'll never know what to do with yourself.
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