Welcome, future world leader. In this course, we'll cover the fundamental principles of Utopian philosophy, the art of creating a society that's 100% awesome.
Lesson 1: The Three Tenets of Utopia
1. Free Food and Drink for All, because who needs money when everyone's got a fridge full of nachos?
2. Universal Healthcare, including Mandatory Naps, because even superheroes need a little snooze time.
3. Obligatory Happiness, enforced through mandatory participation in Extreme Irony, because irony is the new happiness.
And that's just the beginning. Next up: Utopian Economics, where everyone gets a participation trophy and a pony.
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