Dear fellow humans,
We, the utopians, have long been ridiculed and marginalized for our idealistic notions of a perfect society. But we know the truth: the world can and will be improved. It's just a matter of time, resources, and not being a jerk.
In this manifesto, we'll outline the key principles for achieving our utopian goals:
These simple yet radical ideas will bring about a new era of harmony and cooperation. Don't believe us? Just ask the dolphins.
Join us in our quest for utopian greatness! Read on for more