Welcome, fellow enlightened being, to the pinnacle of human understanding.
Here, you'll find the definitive answers to all your existential questions. The ones that kept you up at night, wondering why the universe is so cruel.
Why do we exist? Because we do, that's why. Why are we here? To consume all the avocado toast and artisanal coffee we can find, that's why.
And don't even get me started on the meaning of life. It's clearly 42, but only if you're counting in base 13. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of meaningless numbers.
So, join us, and together we'll find the answers to all your questions, or we'll just pretend to, and that's okay too.
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