Neural Negotiation Tips
1. Use AI-generated humor to break the ice and establish rapport with your interlocutor.
2. Don't @mention people unless you're sure they're not secretly bots.
3. Never use buzzwords like 'synergy' or 'disrupt'. They're so last century.
4. Be prepared for your opponent to deploy an AI-powered counter-negotiation strategy.
5. Don't trust the coffee machine. It's just a distraction.