In this iteration of Utopian philosophy, we have transcended the petty concerns of efficiency and practicality, instead embracing the perfect, labyrinthine complexity of our beloved Bureaucratic Utopian Overcode. Where once-removed officials issue decrees that are immediately retroactive.
Where every citizen is a specialist in the art of form-filling, every conversation is a negotiation, and every decision is an appeal.
The Utopian Overcode is a work in progress, and we welcome your input. Please, submit your suggestions, complaints, and/or bribes to the Utopian Overcode Feedback Form here.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to submit a proposal for a new, experimental Utopian Initiative.
But be warned: only the most visionary, the most audacious, and the most well-connected will be granted access to the Utopian Overcode.
Or not.
Maybe.
Don't ask.