Principles of Utopia
Welcome, citizen of Utopia, to our esteemed repository of utopian ideals! Here, we distill the essence of our harmonious society into 7 fundamental principles.
Principle 1: Free Pizza for All
Everyone deserves a good pie, no exceptions! Our economy is powered by the most efficient pizza-delivery system in the multiverse.
Learn more about the Free Pizza InitiativePrinciple 2: Mandatory Vacation Time
Recharge your batteries with 2 weeks of paid vacation every year! Our beaches are pristine, our spas are divine, and our hammocks are plentiful.
Discover the joys of R&R in Utopia