The Utopian Pizza Manifesto

Welcome, fellow utopians! This is your manifesto.

The Principles of Perfect Pizza

• 1. All pizzas shall be served with a side of extra sauce.
• 2. The diameter of all crusts shall be exactly 14.5 inches.
• 3. Mozzarella shall be the only acceptable cheese.
• 4. All toppings shall be organic, locally sourced, and hand-crafted.

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