Welcome to Self-Reliance 101, where we teach you to not care about others. It's a tough lesson, but someone's gotta do it.
We're not talking about just not caring about people's feelings, though that's a good start. No, we're talking about not caring about anything that's not directly related to you.
It's all about priorities, folks. You see, when you're self-reliant, you're not worried about what others think. You're not worried about what they say, or what they do, or what they think about you.So, what's the first step in becoming self-reliant? Well, it's not about building a bunker and stockpiling canned goods. It's not about joining a survivalist cult. No, no, no.
First, you've got to learn to make your own socks. Yes, you heard me right. Socks are the foundation of self-reliance. Without them, you're just one wrong step away from disaster.
Want to learn how to make your own socks? Click here to get started: Sock-Making 101
And that's just the beginning! Next, we'll be covering the art of making your own coffee, and after that, we'll get into the world of DIY dentures. It's going to be a wild ride.
But don't worry, we'll take it one step at a time. After all, prophets are made, not born. And prophets know how to make their own socks.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of self-reliance, and start living life on your own terms. Unless, of course, you're allergic to socks.
Then, well... you might want to stay away from this site.