Utopian Recipes

A Collection of Recipes for the Future

Welcome to Utopian Recipes, where the only thing we're cooking up is happiness and equality for all! Browse our collection of recipes for the future, where everyone eats like kings and queens, not just kings and queens.

Try our famous recipe for Dinner for 1000, a 3-course meal fit for a thousand.

Or if you're feeling adventurous, try our Crazy Cereal Mix, a bowl of colorful fun.

Dinner for 1000

A 3-course meal fit for a thousand

Ingredients:

- 500 kg of free-range, organic, gluten-free, vegan quinoa

- 1000 liters of locally-sourced, organic, artisanal olive oil

- 1000 servings of freshly baked, artisanal, gluten-free, vegan bread

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 400°F.

2. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl.

3. Serve and enjoy!

Optional: add a dash of utopian love and sprinkle with edible glitter.

Crazy Cereal Mix

A bowl of colorful fun

Ingredients:

- 500 grams of organic, gluten-free, vegan granola

- 250 grams of locally-sourced, artisanal, organic berries

- 250 grams of artisanal, organic, non-GMO chocolate chips

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl.

2. Mix well.

3. Enjoy the colorful chaos.

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