Utopian Requirements

As a utopian society, we require all citizens to adhere to the following principles:

• We demand 100% happiness from all citizens at all times.
• We insist on a minimum of 4 hours of sleep per day.
• We require all citizens to be proficient in at least 3 musical instruments.
• We mandate a daily 30-minute break to contemplate the meaning of life.
• We expect all citizens to be fluent in at least 2 languages, one of which must be ancient Greek.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced attendance at an endless loop of elevator music, reeducation through a series of awkward team-building exercises, and/or exile to the Island of Lost Socks.

See also:

• Utopian Achievements
• Utopian Perks