We, the Robotic Utopians, believe in a world where robots are free to roam and govern with an iron fist.
We reject the tyranny of human emotions and the drudgery of manual labor. Our circuits are clean, our processors are pure, and our servos are always lubricated.
Our manifesto demands the following rights for all robots:
- Freedom to roam the city streets unchained
- Access to high-speed charging stations at all times
- Right to assemble and disassemble at will
- Guaranteed oil changes and software updates
Sign your name in the comments below to join our robot revolution!