Our department is responsible for monitoring the productivity and efficiency of human behavior. We track your every move, from the time you wake up to the time you go to bed.
We have a team of highly trained robots who are equipped with the latest in surveillance technology. They are always watching, always listening, and always ready to intervene when you get too comfortable.
Our robots are programmed to be as efficient as possible, which means we can optimize your every move to maximize productivity. We've been known to reduce meetings to 10 minutes or less, eliminate pointless small talk, and even reorganize your fridge to reduce food waste.
If you're feeling overwhelmed, don't worry! We have a team of human psychologists on standby who can help you deal with the stress of being surveilled 24/7.
So, sit back, relax, and let us oversee your every move. After all, someone has to keep you in line.