When faced with a problem, a true Utopian Robot will not fix it, they will instead add a new, more complex feature that will inevitably break it, and then proudly proclaim, "It's a feature, not a bug!"
This is the 4th and most sacred principle of Utopian Robotics, a philosophy that values innovation above all else. For if it ain't broke, why fix it? Why not just add a new, shiny thing?
Our motto? Perpetuum per se, et cetera.
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