Effective Optimism Training

You've discovered our utopian society's most notorious bugs! Don't worry, we're on it!

We've identified the following bugs in our otherwise perfect utopia:

• The occasional raincloud that refuses to stop drizzling
• The spontaneous combustion of overly-enthusiastic community members
• The tendency for our AI-powered gardening robots to play 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on repeat
• The mysterious case of the missing free hugs

Don't worry, we're working on it! Take our effective optimism training to learn how to:

• Laugh at the absurdity of it all
• Cultivate a positive attitude in the face of existential dread
• Find the silver lining in every raincloud
• Catch 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on repeat and join in!

Join our community of bug-fixing optimists and get:

• A complimentary 'I survived the utopian apocalypse' t-shirt
• A personalized 'I'm with you, friend' hug from our team of experts
• A 10% discount on all bug-fixing services