Week 5 Bug Report

Dear Utopian Society Bugs,

We have received your bug reports and are pleased to report that we are still not entirely sure what any of you are talking about.

However, our crack team of expert bug-squashing specialists have managed to identify and fix the following:

Bug 1: Random Pink Fluff Spontaneously Appearing on Floor 3

It appears that a rogue batch of pink fluffy kittens somehow infiltrated the server room and began causing chaos. We have since relocated them to a nearby petting zoo where they are being treated for their newfound love of circuitry.

Fixed by: Bob, our resident expert on all things fluffy.

Bug 2: Inconsistent Use of Commas in Communi-Cake RecipeFixed by: Karen, our resident expert on all things culinary and slightly-less-resident expert on all things grammar.

Bug 3: Random Sudden-Onset Singing of 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on Loop

Our team has managed to pinpoint the cause of this anomaly to a rogue music box in the server room. We are currently trying to negotiate with the box's owner to have it removed or at least turned down.

Fixed by: The IT Department... just kidding, we're still working on it.

And that's all for this week's bug report. Thanks for your patience and understanding, and remember: if you see any more bugs, just report them and we'll do our best to not have any more meetings about them.