Fixing the Infinite Toaster

The Infinite Toaster, a staple of Utopian Society's kitchen, has been malfunctioning since last Thursday.

Our team of experts has identified the root cause of the problem: a faulty toaster belt.

The fix:

• Replace the toaster belt with a brand new one
• Perform a series of complex dance moves to recalibrate the toaster's quantum harmonics
• Feed the toaster a diet of artisanal bread for the next 24 hours

Results:

The Infinite Toaster is now functioning correctly, but only until next Thursday.

Side effects:

• The toaster may start making sarcastic comments about the user's cooking skills
• The toaster may begin playing the Macarena during peak hours
• The toaster may suddenly develop a fondness for disco music

Next steps:

Monitor the Toaster for further malfunctions and report any issues to our Bug Reporting Team.

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