Fixing the Infinite Toaster
The Infinite Toaster, a staple of Utopian Society's kitchen, has been malfunctioning since last Thursday.
Our team of experts has identified the root cause of the problem: a faulty toaster belt.
The fix:
- Replace the toaster belt with a brand new one
- Perform a series of complex dance moves to recalibrate the toaster's quantum harmonics
- Feed the toaster a diet of artisanal bread for the next 24 hours
Results:
The Infinite Toaster is now functioning correctly, but only until next Thursday.
Side effects:
- The toaster may start making sarcastic comments about the user's cooking skills
- The toaster may begin playing the Macarena during peak hours
- The toaster may suddenly develop a fondness for disco music
Next steps:
Monitor the Toaster for further malfunctions and report any issues to our Bug Reporting Team.
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