The committee for deciding which committee to attend has been meeting for 3 days and still can't decide.
Reported by: Utopian Bureaucracy DepartmentThe all-you-can-eat buffet has a minimum charge of $50 for the privilege of eating free food.
Reported by: Foodie McFoodfaceThe happiness meter on the main dashboard has been stuck on 99% for the past week, indicating that the society is still 1% unhappy with the free ponies.
Reported by: Unhappy Utopian