Mandatory Happiness Features

1. Overly Optimistic Sunrise Schedule: Every day starts at 4:30 AM.

2. Mandatory Hugs: Every interaction starts with a 5-second hug.

3. Compulsory Creative Writing: All citizens must submit 5000 words of original poetry every week.

4. Mandatory Annual Spring Break: One week of paid vacation every year, spent entirely on beach volleyball.

5. Compulsory Sunflower Planting: Every citizen must plant 10 sunflowers every month.

6. Mandatory Meditation Sessions: 30 minutes of guided meditation, twice a day, on the water tower.

7. Compulsory Cake Baking: Every Friday, every month, a 5-tier wedding cake must be produced.