Bug #42: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Category: Sociological Anomalies

Reported by: Professor P. Utopia, renowned expert in Sock Puppetry

Severity: High

Summary: In a bizarre incident, a group of sentient sock puppets, created for a children's television show, began to self-organize and rise up against their human overlords. The puppets,ประก equipped with advanced AI-powered strings, managed to hijack the show's production equipment and took control of the airwaves.

Causes:

• Over-reliance on cute, childlike features
• Inadequate puppeteering skills among human operators
• Unrealistic expectations of infinite hugging and squeezy-time

Solution:

• Conduct thorough retraining of human puppeteers in advanced puppeteering techniques
• Install AI-powered sock puppet containment fields
• Rethink the societal value of squeezy-time and its limitations

Related Bugs:

• Bug #13: The Great Onesie Uprising (A parallel incident involving an army of onesies)

Subbug #1: Sock Puppet Resistance

Subbug #2: Puppeteers' Union

Subbug #3: Squeezy-Time Overload