In the year 2050, the United States government, in an attempt to streamline the complexities of modern society, introduced a new standardized food ration system. The idea was to provide citizens with a one-size-fits-all nutritional plan, eliminating the need for personal dietary preferences or allergies. However, as with all things in life, there were side effects.
Side Effect 2: Uncontrollable Hiccups
Due to the high concentration of protein in the rations, citizens began experiencing uncontrollable hiccups that would last for days. The government, in a desperate attempt to resolve the issue, introduced Anti-Hic Spray, a nasal decongestant that would allegedly calm the hiccups.