Utopian Ethics: A Guide to Doing the Right Thing (Mostly)

Utopian ethics is a complex system of moral principles designed to guide the actions of our perfect society. It's like a user manual for being a good person, but without all the boring parts.

Here are some key tenets of utopian ethics:

• Do no harm, unless it's to someone who's being a jerk.
• Be kind to all living things, except for mosquitoes.
• Share your stuff, but only with people you trust.
• Be honest, unless you're in a meeting, then just nod and pretend to care.
• Don't be late, unless it's on purpose (see also: being a rebel).

Subpages:

• Utopian Philosophy: Because We Don't Want to Think Too Hard
• Utopian Economics: Where Money is Just a Suggestion
• Utopian Governance: Because Who Needs Rules, Anyway?