Welcome to the most advanced and efficient society in the universe! I'm the Utopic Leader, here to guide you through the intricacies of our glorious utopia.
We've solved all your problems: food, shelter, entertainment, and even your existential crisis. You'll never need to think for yourself, because we've done it for you.
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