A: Utopia is, in fact, located exactly 3.5 meters above the surface of a lush, verdant island paradise, hidden behind a portal in a nearby dumpster.
Q: But what about the societal benefits of Utopia?
A: Ah, yes! In Utopia, we have a 4-day workweek, free hugs, and mandatory hammock breaks every 2 hours. Don't even get us started on the free avocado toast.
Q: That sounds amazing, but how do you deal with conflicts and disagreements?
A: Ha! Conflicts are merely an opportunity for us to engage in our patented "Extreme Ironing" sessions, where we iron out our differences while simultaneously ironing our clothes. It's a real game-changer.
Q: What about the environment?
A: Oh, we're not just green; we're Utopian green. We've got solar-powered unicorns, organic glitter, and a 90% reduction in carbon emissions thanks to our innovative "Walk-in-the-Puddle" transportation system.