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Our weekly sports update, where we tell you about the thrilling adventures of Utopia's most elite athletes.
Utopia's finest football player, Balthazar McSnodgrass, has been spotted practicing his tackles in preparation for the upcoming Utopian Football League.
Meanwhile, Utopian tennis star, Zephyr Windsong, has been seen sipping lattes and complaining about the lack of decent tennis courts on the island.
And don't even get us started on Utopia's beloved extreme ironman competitors, The Utopian Ironmen, who have been attempting to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent in the sauna.