Overpopulation Management: The Utopian Solution

Welcome to the future of population control. Our team of experts has crafted the perfect system to ensure the optimal number of humans on the planet.

Key Features:

Automated Happiness Index Tracking
Personalized Happiness Scores
Targeted Happiness Interventions
Intelligent Resource Allocation
Efficient Food, Water, and Shelter Distribution

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Our system also includes:

A sophisticated AI-powered population simulator
Real-time data analytics
Regularly scheduled Population Management Meetings
A comprehensive guide to proper Population Etiquette

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