1. Q: How do I get to the_goals_of_the_universe_ page without getting lost in the labyrinthine corridors of the utopian palace?
A: Follow the scent of despair and desperation. It's hard to miss.
2. Q: Will the free avocado toast be enough to sustain me during the impending apocalypse?
A: The toast is just the beginning. You'll also get a complimentary side of existential dread.
3. Q: Can I wear my Birkenstocks in the utopian palace?
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice an additional 4.5% of your life force to the utopian overlords. Don't worry, it's just a small price to pay for the privilege of being part of the most sustainable utopia in the multiverse.
4. Q: How do I join the secret society of utopian overlords?
A: Just whisper the password to the man with the 3-day beard and the 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt at the entrance. Don't worry, it's not like the password changes every 4.5 seconds or anything.
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5. Q: Will I ever be able to leave this utopia?
A: Ha! You'll be here forever. Like, actually, you'll be here forever. We've built a time loop specifically for this purpose.
6. Q: Can I bring my pet rock?
A: Only if it's a certified sustainable rock. We have a strict policy against non-certified rocks. Don't even think about it.