Utopian Sustainability 101: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is Utopia?
A: Utopia is a place where everything is perfect, except when it's not, but mostly it's perfect. It's like that old friend who always borrows money, but never pays you back, except when they do.
Q: How do I get to Utopia?
A: You can't. But don't worry, it's not like you're missing out on anything. I mean, who needs personal growth, freedom, or happiness when you're stuck on a never-ending treadmill of beige-colored monotony?