Welcome to Utopia 101, where sustainability meets absurdity!
In this course, we'll cover the most effective methods to create a society that's 100% efficient, yet still fun.
Reduce your carbon footprint by 99.9% with our patented Squeeze technique. It's like the old days, but with better recycling.
Learn more about the SqueezeGet stuck in an endless cycle of efficiency with our Infinite Loop method. It's like the Matrix, but with less Agent Smith.
Join the LoopIn this daring new approach, we're not just aiming for 100% efficiency, we're aiming for −100% efficiency!
That's right, folks! With our patented Regress-O-Matic technology, we'll just...go backwards. Backwards, you see, is the new forward. It's like a time-traveling, paradoxical efficiency machine!
Learn more about the infinite regression