Utopian Sustainability 101

Welcome to Utopia 101, where sustainability meets absurdity!

In this course, we'll cover the most effective methods to create a society that's 100% efficient, yet still fun.

Method 1: The Utopian Squeeze

Reduce your carbon footprint by 99.9% with our patented Squeeze technique. It's like the old days, but with better recycling.

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Method 2: The Infinite Loop

Get stuck in an endless cycle of efficiency with our Infinite Loop method. It's like the Matrix, but with less Agent Smith.

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Method 3: The Over-EngineerUtopian Sustainability: The Infinite Regression

In this daring new approach, we're not just aiming for 100% efficiency, we're aiming for −100% efficiency!

That's right, folks! With our patented Regress-O-Matic technology, we'll just...go backwards. Backwards, you see, is the new forward. It's like a time-traveling, paradoxical efficiency machine!

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