Utopian 101: Terms & Conditions

By accessing this website, you are agreeing to the following terms:

Don't @ us, we're not on Twitter.
Utopia is a work in progress. If it breaks, we're not responsible.
Our AI is powered by pure, unadulterated optimism.
We reserve the right to change our policies at any time, without notice. Or, you know, we might just be trolling you.
By using this website, you grant us permission to collect your data. But don't worry, we won't sell it. Unless you're a sentient robot, then we'll sell it to whoever pays the most.

For a full list of our policies and procedures, please see our Policies & Procedures page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Utopian Experiment 1 page, where you can participate in some of our more... experimental features.

Term	Definition
Utopia	A state of idealized perfection, where everyone gets a participation trophy.
Utopian	A person who has achieved optimal happiness and fulfillment through our website.
Optimism	The driving force behind our AI, and our collective sanity.

A picture of Utopia, where everyone is happy and fulfilled. Or so we claim.

Remember, Utopia is a work in progress. We'll get it together, eventually.

Or will we?