Welcome, future Utopician Utopian! Are you ready to join the ranks of the most enlightened, most harmonious, and most utterly confusing society the world has ever seen?
We're glad you asked. In this lesson, we'll cover the basics of Utopicia, including the history, the philosophy, and the inevitable descent into chaos.
It all started with the Great Utopician Utopian, a wise and benevolent leader who declared that the world could be a better place if only everyone was a utopian utopian. And so, the Utopician Utopians set out to create a society where everyone was equal, free, and completely, utterly confused.
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