Welcome, citizen of Utopia, to our esteemed Mandatory Napping Time Initiative!
In this, our great utopian society, we have deemed it essential for all residents to take a minimum of 30 minutes of mandatory napping time daily. This is a non-negotiable requirement, lest you wish to face the consequences of our highly-caffeinated and slightly-irksome Napping Enforcement Division (NED).
Learn about prophets of paradox and the rewards of napping!
Review the Napping Protocol, our comprehensive guide to napping in a utopian society.