Our Most Recent Failures

Here's a rundown of our latest blunders:

• Our automated toaster factory has malfunctioned, spewing forth molten lava and burnt toast in a 5-alarm fire.
• The AI-powered self-driving toaster factory's AI was reprogrammed to play "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat, causing our employees to lose productivity.
• Our experimental 'Selfie Toaster 3000' prototype has a 50% chance of turning users' faces into hamsters.

Subpage 1: The Toaster Fire

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Subpage 2: AI Sing-a-Long

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Subpage 3: Selfie Toaster Hazards

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