Welcome, comrade, to the most absurdly utopian nation on earth! Here, we've taken the concept of utopia and turned it on its head, adding a dash of paradox and a pinch of revolting rewards.
What's the point of utopia without a good paradox? We've created a system where the most efficient way to achieve our goals is by doing the opposite of what you'd expect. Need to get to the other side of the river? Take a 10-hour detour through the scenic route! Want to get a decent night's sleep? Try our special 'Infinite Loop of Self-Reflection' sleep cycle!
Our rewards system is based on the idea that the more you struggle, the more you deserve. The longer you wait for your reward, the more valuable it'll be when it finally arrives! It's all about creating a sense of anticipation, comrade, and a healthy dose of desperation.