We are the prophets of the most unpredictable of times. We foresee the future with utter disregard for logic and reason. Our prophecies are as likely to be wrong as they are to be right, but that's what makes them so exciting!
Join us on our wild ride through the realm of uncertainty, where the past, present, and future are all up for grabs. We'll have fun trying to make sense of it all, but let's be real, we're probably just making it up as we go.
Read our manifesto Learn about our prophecy-making process Check out our most recent failuresOr, if you're feeling adventurous, try navigating our Lost Cause section, where we'll try to find our way out of the wilderness of our own making.