Because let's face it, being a decent human being is hard. But don't worry, we've got you covered. This guide is here to help you navigate the complex landscape of emotions and relationships, all while maintaining your delicate sense of self-worth.
Put yourself in someone else's shoes, or in this case, their Birkenstocks. It's not that hard, really. Just try to imagine how they feel, and respond accordingly. Unless they're wearing those ridiculous Crocs, in which case, good luck with that.
Read Chapter 2: Foot Stamping for BeginnersIt's not as hard as it sounds, we promise. Just stomp those feet, and remember, it's not about the foot, it's about the principle. Or is it about the foot? Hmm, still working on that one.
Read Chapter 3: Advanced Foot StampingNow we're getting fancy. This is where you take your foot-stomping game to the next level. Think of it as a delicate dance, a subtle art form. Or just a bunch of noise, we don't judge.
Read Chapter 4: Foot Stomping for FunBecause who needs actual human connection when you can just stomp some feet? This is where the rubber meets the road, or in this case, the foot meets the floor.