Utopian Culture - A Guide to the Most Reluctantly Optimistic Society Ever

Welcome to Utopia, where the concept of happiness is taken very seriously.

Here's a brief overview of our culture:

Everyone is required to wear bright yellow jumpsuits on Tuesdays.
Our national pastime is Extreme Ironing.
Meat is a luxury item, but we've found creative ways to replace it with plant-based alternatives.
Our national flower is the 'I'm-Not-Going-To-Complain-About-Anything' Petunia.
Every day is a holiday.