Welcome to the Utopian Economy
Where everyone works 20 hours a day and is content with their lot in life.
Key Features:
- Everyone is required to work 20 hours a day, every day.
- All work is done in a state-of-the-art, climate-controlled, cubicle farm.
- Free, government-subsidized meals are provided, but only in fluorescent pink.
- There is a strict 1-hour lunch break, during which time you are forced to watch propaganda videos.
Benefits:
- You will be completely fulfilled and content with your life.
- You will never have to worry about money or freedom.
- You will be constantly reminded of the glory of the Utopian State.