The Rise of the Utopian Oligarchs
As the great utopian experiment continues to unravel, a new class of elite Utopians has emerged: the Utopian Oligarchs. These self-proclaimed visionaries have hijacked the movement, hoarding all the resources and power for themselves.
Join the ResistanceBut don't just take our word for it. Here are some facts:
- Utopian Oligarchs control 75% of all Utopian assets.
- The average Utopian Oligarch earns 10x the average Utopian's salary.
- Utopian Oligarchs have private armies at their disposal.