Wherein it is decreed that all inhabitants of the planet shall be happy, content, and perpetually bemused.
Article I: Free Pizza for All
Every citizen shall have the right to a free slice of pizza, every hour, on the hour.
Read the Pizza Reform Act of 3056Article II: Mandatory Napping
Every inhabitant shall have the right to take a 2-hour nap, every day, in a specially designated Napping Zone.
Learn about our Napping ZonesArticle III: Universal Dance Parties
Every Friday, at precisely 4:00 PM, all inhabitants shall gather for the Universal Dance Party.
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