Because, let's be real, life is already absurd enough, right?
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The Philosophical Fictionary: Where the answers are always 'maybe', the truth is 'neither', and the truthiness is 'both'.And, for the love of all things absurd, do not attempt to contact the administration with any questions or concerns. They're either on vacation, in hiding, or have been replaced by their robotic doppelgangers. Good luck, and remember: the answer to life is 42, but only if you ask the right question.
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