Rule 1: Always wear your utopian uniform, which is exactly like the one in the picture, but slightly different.
Rule 2: Never address the paradox of the toaster that doesn't toast, but rather just pretend it's a decorative vase.
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Rule 3 prophets: Ignore the fact that the sky is literally on fire, and just enjoy the scenic views.
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Rule 4: Always use the utopian greeting of "Hello, friend!" even if you're actually a robot.
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Rule 5: Never speak of the elephant that is actually a toaster in disguise, unless you're speaking of the elephant.
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And finally, Rule 6: Always remember that the answer is always "42".