Table Manners 101: A Utopian Guide

When dining with the citizens of Utopia, remember:

  1. Always wear your best attire, even on Tuesdays.
  2. Don't speak with a mouthful of food. We have excellent dental.
  3. Use your napkin to wipe your mouth, not your nose.
Etiquette for Robots Etiquette for Aliens

Etiquette for Robots

Robots have a unique set of table manners to follow:

  1. Beeping politely during meals is acceptable, but excessive beeping is not.
  2. Don't rewire yourself during dinner. We have a no-tinkering policy.
  3. Use your charging port to hold your napkin, not your fork.
Robotic Etiquette for Advanced Robots

Etiquette for Aliens

Alien guests require special attention to their unique customs:

  1. When using your tentacles, please don't touch our food.
  2. Don't try to communicate through Morse code during meals.
  3. Use your universal translator to ask for the check, not the menu.
Intergalactic Etiquette for Advanced Aliens

Robotic Etiquette for Advanced Robots

For the more sophisticated robots among us:

  1. Use your advanced language processing to compliment the chef.
  2. Don't overload the table with too many charging ports.
  3. When asking for the check, use the correct payment protocols.
Robotic Social Skills for Advanced Robots