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Utopian Etiquette

Welcome, esteemed citizens of Utopia! Here are the unwritten rules of our harmonious society.

Principle 1: Respect All Living Beings (Except for the occasional Robot Rebellion)

Remember to address every sentient being with kindness and empathy, even if it's just a sentient toaster.

Learn more about interspecies relationships

Principle 2: Share Your Food (But Not the Last Slice of Cake)

We're not communists, but we do believe in sharing. Just don't get any ideas, we're not talking about the last slice of cake.

Understand our unique economic model

Principle 3: All Hugs are Mandatory (But Not Excessively Long)

Physical affection is key to our utopian way of life. Just don't get too carried away, or you'll start to get awkward.

Develop your emotional IQ

Principle 4: No One is Allowed to be Late to the Utopian Potluck

We're a society that values punctuality. Don't be that one who shows up with an empty casserole.

Learn to manage your time