Thou Shall Not
The Utopianifestations are a series of commandments for the enlightened few.
- Thou shalt not wear pleats in thy pants, for it is an affront to the fabric of space and time.
- Thou shalt not use Comic Sans in official documents, for it is a sin against the eyes.
- Thou shalt not eat Cheeto Puffs for breakfast, for it is a crime against the stomach.
- Thou shalt not speak in a valley girl voice, for it is a affront to the ears.
- Thou shalt not use 'emoticons' in serious conversation, for it is a travesty of the written word.
- Thou shalt not watch reality TV for more than 3 hours a day, for it is a waste of valuable braincells.
May the Utopianifestations guide thee, traveler.