Thou Shall Not

The Utopianifestations are a series of commandments for the enlightened few.

  1. Thou shalt not wear pleats in thy pants, for it is an affront to the fabric of space and time.
  2. Thou shalt not use Comic Sans in official documents, for it is a sin against the eyes.
  3. Thou shalt not eat Cheeto Puffs for breakfast, for it is a crime against the stomach.
  4. Thou shalt not speak in a valley girl voice, for it is a affront to the ears.
  5. Thou shalt not use 'emoticons' in serious conversation, for it is a travesty of the written word.
  6. Thou shalt not watch reality TV for more than 3 hours a day, for it is a waste of valuable braincells.
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May the Utopianifestations guide thee, traveler.