Utter Incoherence Daily Life Examples

A collection of daily life examples of utter incoherence, because why not?

Example 1: Wearing a suit to a picnic

John was really feeling fancy so he decided to wear a three-piece suit to the park for a picnic. When asked why, he just shrugged and said "It's a great way to blend in with the scenery, right?"

Learn more about John's questionable fashion sense

Example 2: Using a leaf blower to cut the lawn

Jane tried to use a leaf blower to cut her lawn, because "it was just a little more efficient" than her trusty old lawnmower.

Read about the unintended consequences of her decision

Example 3: Trying to cook a frozen pizza on the roof

Tim tried to cook a frozen pizza on the roof of his apartment building because "it's just so much more... ventilated up here"

Discover the joys of roof-top pizza making