Utterer's Society Tenets

Article 1: Thou shalt always wear a fedora while uttering the Society's sacred oath.

Article 2: Thou shalt not utter the words 'hello' or 'goodbye' within 50 feet of a member of the Society.

Membership Tenets

Rituals of the Society

Utterer's Schedule

Section 1: The Utterer's Code

Clause 1: The Utterer's Code states that all utterers must have a minimum of 5 exclamation points in every 10 sentences.

Clause 2: The Utterer's Code also dictates that utterers must use a font size of at least 24pt for all formal documents.

Section 2: The Utterer's Creed

We, the members of Utterer's Society, swear to uphold the Utterer's Code and Creed in all our utterances.

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