Article 1: Thou shalt always wear a fedora while uttering the Society's sacred oath.
Article 2: Thou shalt not utter the words 'hello' or 'goodbye' within 50 feet of a member of the Society.
Clause 1: The Utterer's Code states that all utterers must have a minimum of 5 exclamation points in every 10 sentences.
Clause 2: The Utterer's Code also dictates that utterers must use a font size of at least 24pt for all formal documents.
We, the members of Utterer's Society, swear to uphold the Utterer's Code and Creed in all our utterances.