Utterly Useless Tips 19

Tip 1: Use the power of boredom to charge your phone faster.

A groundbreaking study has proven that staring blankly into the void will increase phone charging speed by up to 300%! Don't believe us? Try it yourself!

Tip 2: The art of doing nothing can be mastered by anyone.

Sculpting the perfect do-nothing pose, perfecting the art of idle staring, and honing your ability to forget what you just did will unlock new levels of productivity. Or, at the very least, make you a great conversationalist at parties.

Tip 3: The secret to eternal youth is actually just a really good nap.

It's science! Well, not really science, but we've heard it from a guy who's 30 and still lives with his mom, so it must be true. Napping for hours a day will make you 20 again, or at least 20-ish.