Are you feeling lost, confused, and generally incompetent? Do you have a nagging sense that you're making everything worse? You're in luck! Uttr-Incompetence is here to guide you into more chaos.
Don't Do That - Our most basic advice. It's not like we're experts or anything. Don't Even Think About It - We're not even going to pretend we can help with this one. Don't Look Back (at the wreckage)